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I am. Do you wish to come see me?

I'll be there shortly.

[And lo and behold, he is. Because he's only how many doors down?]

[Like two or three. He must be out of breath from that long journey. Anywho, Kahlan lets him in, because she's a good and kind Warden like that.]

Please, make yourself comfortable.

[He's utterly exhausted by it. and he has that teddy bear awkwardly in hand, half behind his back. Clearly, Shinzon's not comfortable. So he only just steps inside the door.]

Here. [He's holding out the teddy bear. Which has been sewn up. It's a good job, but. Clearly sewn.]

[She sees the sewn up parts and can only guess what happened. She holds up a hand that indicates she doesn't want to take it back.]

No, I gave it to you. It's yours.

[He hesitates a moment, arm lowering slightly, before trying again. He gets his arm fully extended. Gifts? Weird concept. Besides, this thing is...useless, and that makes less sense.]

It's been fixed. [Because he can't quite bring himself to apologize yet.]

So I see.

[She takes the bear and looks it over, then she gives it a quick hug before pressing it against Shinzon's chest so he can take it again.]

It was a present, for your birthday. I know your childhood wasn't the best a person could have...I just thought you should have something.

I want you to have it.

[She...hugged it. Shinzon blinks, and looks down at the thing against his chest again before slowly closing his hand around the back of its head.]

It has no purpose.

No, it doesn't. [She smirks a little.] Does it need one?

[She glances at the bear with fondness.]

This bear was a good friend to me when I was a child. I used to play with it and hold onto it when I slept.

[Kahlan looks back up at Shinzon.]

I don't expect you to understand, but I wanted to do something nice for you and give you something you probably never had growing up.

[Of course it needed a purpose. He frowned and let his arm drop, still holding the bear.] An inanimate object is not a friend. [Shouldn't she know that?]

[She outright grinned at that.] No, I suppose it's not. Not a real life friend anyway. But I did tell it secrets every now and then. I knew he'd never tell.

[She made no sense sometimes. Shinzon just stared, looking down at the bear with a frown.] I don't need it.

[She rolled her eyes and crossed her arms.]

Do you have to need it to keep it?

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If Judas wasn't busy being a silent twat, he'd answer. <3 (Also redneck typo, lol)

D'aw, Judas, (It were a good 'un, though!)

Being a twat is his area of expertise. (Southern Indiana: Home of the biggest hicks ever.)

He is pretty fucking awesome at it. (This is very good to know. Do they have banjos?)

Especially when hanging out with chicks. (They actually do. And it's a little sad.)

These two and chicks, man. Screwed everytime. (D: I am afraid.)

Every-freaking-time. (Don't fear the baaaanjo~ Romeo and Juliet, don't fear the baaanjo~)

They should get together and bitch. (OH GOD RUN)

I'd be totally down with that. (Hahahahahaha)

Here there be wimmin haters. Sort of.

And jerks with identity issues. Huzzah!

\o/ HOW AWESOME ARE THEY.